Crochet Not Murder Lady V-neck
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Description
😅🧶 Crochet Not Murder Lady V-neck – Funny Crochet Retro Tee 💕
Add some humor to your handmade style with the Crochet Not Murder Lady V-neck. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration of a woman happily crocheting with the bold phrase “Crochet Because Murder Is Wrong”, this tee is perfect for crafters with a sassy sense of humor.
Perfect for:
😂 Crocheters who love funny craft shirts
🧵 Yarn & handmade enthusiasts
🎁 Quirky gift for makers and fiber artists
🌸 Everyday wear for crochet nights or casual lounging
Made from soft Azalea pink cotton with a flattering V-neck, this shirt combines vintage flair and modern wit—ideal for showing off your passion for crochet with a smile.
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We offer a 30-day return or exchange guarantee for defective or unsatisfactory products.
Please refer to our Return Policy for complete details on eligibility and how to initiate a return.
For hygiene and safety reasons, certain beauty accessories (e.g., used attachments, pads, or rollers) are non-returnable once opened.
Detail & Care
► Avoid using bleach
► Tumble drying is not recommended
► Only dry clean with perchloroethylene (PCE)
► Iron with medium heat setting
► Gentle wash cycle at 30°C or below
► Wash garment inside out alongside items of similar color
► Hang to dry
► Reshape while damp
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